Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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