i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
