Nicole vs. Life
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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