So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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