...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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