What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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