You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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