I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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