Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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