I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
