this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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