Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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