You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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