Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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