i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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