you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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