ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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