i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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