Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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