It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The ass gains better be worth it
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