Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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