Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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