: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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