Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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