Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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