none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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