I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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