One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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