I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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