dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
