There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
