so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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