I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
this just has baby written all over it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We just shotgunned beers for America
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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