i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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