Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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