She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.