I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.