I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed