he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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