Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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