Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Drunk is a universal language darling
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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