We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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