some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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