I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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