so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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