i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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