It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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