That's intense
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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