He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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