it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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