Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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