is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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