she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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