do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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