you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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