triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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