Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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