there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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